(001) Your gender: Male
(002) Sexual orientation: Bi with preference towards girls
(003) Single? Yeah
(004) Do you want to be? Nope
(005) Your birthday: 02/19/92
(006) Age you wish you were: 18
(007) Your height: 5'10"
(008) The color of your eyes: greenish blue
(009) The color of your hair: red
(010) Piercings: None
(011) Tattoos: no

DO YOU

(012) Smoke? I'm not into suffocation
(013) Do drugs? Not in the mood to stab my mind
(014) Read the newspaper? Meh
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? No
(017) Take walks in the rain? Whenever possible
(018) Drive? rarely
(019) Like to drive fast? No
(020) Hurt yourself? intentionally? no

HAVE YOU EVER

(021) Been out of the country? Nope
(022) Been in love? Once before, and also now
(023) Done drugs? NO
(024) Gone skinny dipping? No
(025) Had any type of surgery? Yes
(026) Ran away from home? No
(027) Played strip poker? Perv, no
(028) Gotten beaten up? Nope
(029) Been picked on? Yeah
(030) Been on stage? In elementary school
(031) Slept outdoors? Yeah
(032) Thought about suicide? 40g of aspirin is non-fatal
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? several, go go paranoia
(034) If yes, what is your record? 36 hours
(035) Talked on the phone all night? if by all night you mean from 6pm to midnight, then yes
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Yes
(037) Slept all day? No
(038) Killed someone? Repeatedly. with a GUN.
(039) Made out with a stranger? Not even with a girlfriend/boyfriend
(041) Had sex with a stranger? Constantly, I get paid for it... /sarcasm
(042) Kissed the same sex? want to
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? want to
(044) Been betrayed? His name is Chris
(045) Broken the law? LOLTORRENTS
(046) Met a famous person? Nope
(047) Been on radio/TV? Nope
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Nope
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? LOTS
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? I'm so awesome in bed my partner must scab over the memories
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? if by dream you mean that nothingness I see while sleeping, then yes

APPAREL

(052) Shoe brand: whatever is comfy
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Black jeans with a belt, nerd shirt
(054) Wear hats? used to
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? I feel no guilt in thinking over half the girls I meet dress like whores
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? Nope
(057) Favorite place to shop: [link]
(058) Favorite article of clothing: NO.
(059) Are you trendy: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

(060) Life on other planets: Sure
(061) Miracles? No
(062) Astrology? no
(063) Magic? MAGIC MISSLES KILL PEOPLE
(064) God? God is the world's best serial killer, and he doesn't even exist
(065) Satan? No
(066) Santa? Of course
(067) Ghosts? Only in video games
(068) Luck? No
(069) Love at first sight? I'd be an even worse train wreck if I did
(070) Yin and Yang? Yes, although a friend of mine is encouraging the disbelief of this
(071) Witches? people who think they are witches, sure
(072) Easter? only when I get to dress up like a rabbit
(073) Fidelity? Huh?
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? get real...

LOVE

(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing this title? No
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yes
(077) Still love him/her? I love who he was, but not who he is
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? Yes, but I can't turn it on or off at will
(079) What do you find romantic? no idea
(080) Turn-on: Silliness combined with a tolerance of my absent-minded personality
(081) Turn-off: severe stupidity, asshole behavior, homophobia.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? No
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Yeah, no reason for guys to always have to make the first move.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Yes
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? No
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? CPU for my computer
(087) Are you in love? Yes

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...

(088) That made you laugh? Jessica
(089) That laughed at you? Jessica
(090) That turned you on? Jessica
(091) You went shopping with? No one, I buy my own stuff
(092) To disappoint you? Chris
(093) To ask you out? LAWLZ
(094) To make you cry? Chris
(095) To brighten up your day? Jessica
(096) That you thought about? Since I'm talking to her, Jessica
(097) You saw a movie with? My brother
(098) You talked to on the phone? Grandmother
(099) You talked to through IM? Jessica, I promise I'm not stalking her
(100) You saw? *looks to my right* my brother
(101) You turned down? I hate you

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

(104) Smiled? Today
(105) Laughed? Today
(106) Cried? four nights ago
(107) Bought something? Yesterday
(108) Danced? HELL NO
(109) Were sarcastic? See above posts
(110) Hugged/kissed? WTF ARE THESE THINGS
(111) Talked to an enemy? 4 hours ago
(112) Watched your favorite movie? two weeks ago
(113) Talked on the phone? Today
(114) Listened to the radio? ...
(115) Watched TV? this morning
(116) Went out? Never
(117) Helped someone? I can't help anyone
(118) Sang? No. no. NO, HELL NO GOD DAMN IT
(119) Said "I love you"? recently
(120) Got drunk? Refuse to consume alcohol